The Nerd Prom was in full swing.

People laughed at Obama's speech. On an unrelated note, he has the power to bomb anyone he wants to bomb.


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Bill O'Reilly and Antonin Scalia reassured each other that Obama only has three more years.


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Watch for their new buddy cop movie, "Bad Boys Awkward Old Men."


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President Obama loved the jokes that didn't focus on the economy, gun control, drone strikes, the implementation of health care or his relationship with Congress.


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Michelle reminded Conan that if she didn't like his monologue, she could break him in half.


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If there's one thing women can't resist, it's a conservative 77-year-old judge who once equated homosexuality with murder.


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Psy was there. Hey, Obama didn't want to be the only once-beloved public figure.


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While bartending, Rachel Maddow didn't ask for tips, but you had to listen to her rant about the military industrial complex for 15 minutes.


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