18 March 2013
Republican celebrity task force to the rescue!
Published 18 Mar 2013
One of the recommendations in the Republican autopsy of the 2012 campaign is "Establish an RNC Celebrity Task Force of personalities in the entertainment industry...as a way to attract younger voters." Like the kids say, that's so rad, daddy-o!
Just who are these celebs going to be? And which inanimate objects will they debate?
Has chair, will travel.
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Willing to debate foreign policy with couches, love-seats and ottomans.
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Probably won't debate inanimate objects. May shoot them.
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The former senator is ready, willing and able to remind seniors of the dangers of Obamacare and why a reverse mortgage might be right for you.
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What, you think the guy who sang "Jailbait you look so good to me/Jailbait won't you set me free/Jailbait you look fine fine fine/I know I've got to have you in a matter of time" isn't the best political surrogate? Pshhaw.
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Ready to deliver economic lectures to sofas. Or real people, whichever.
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Nerds! You sign on to Paul Ryan's budget or Hercules isn't signing jack for you.
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He can explain how Obamacare causes diabeetus.
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