He's slimming down and rescuing schoolchildren from spiders. Breitbart News even mistakenly (we think) said he switched parties. How else is Gov. Christie courting 2016 voters?


Appearing publicly with Jon Bon Jovi, because Bruce Springsteen keeps dodging him.


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Trying a new, non-yelling-based mode of communication.


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Standing near people who make him look petite.


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Allowing voters who disagree with him to finish their sentences before screaming at them.


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Taking some Chris time.


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Courting the crucial late-night TV host demographic.


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Not speaking at CPAC, unlike some people.


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