Get your tissues ready for this one.

Congress won't address the wage gap, but just think of the sweet Hallmark card you'll open!

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Women's reproductive rights are constantly being eroded, but how amazing would Mother's Day be with NINE KIDS?

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The U.S. doesn't give paid maternity leave. On the other hand, you might get breakfast in bed!

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Corporate America is totally male-dominated. But hey, look, you got flowers!

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No woman has ever been elected president of the United States, but these chocolates are just divine!

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Most women in same-sex couples can't adopt children, but maybe a pretend Mother's Day is even more fun than the real one!

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Women's Second Amendment rights definitely aren't going anywhere. So that’s one thing!

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